The Lofty Goal of Twitter Influencer

“You need to be a Twitter Influencer.”

Apparently that’s how I’ll be successful. That’s how I’ll show my prowess, prove my true worth. So naturally the next question is, how do I become one?

“Well, you need to be active,” Becky said. I was! “You’ve got to have followers.” I did!

“You must follow very few people in return.” Thus my dream of Twitter power died on the spot.