“You need to be a Twitter Influencer.”
Apparently that’s how I’ll be successful. That’s how I’ll show my prowess, prove my true worth. So naturally the next question is, how do I become one?
“Well, you need to be active,” Becky said. I was! “You’ve got to have followers.” I did!
“You must follow very few people in return.” Thus my dream of Twitter power died on the spot.